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Van Hollen Got Him a Ticket for an Airplane UPDATE: Dejected and Rejected

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Maryland's senior United States Senator, Chris Van Hollen, certainly wears his blue heart on his sleeve. And that plane ride?

It's not a threat anymore, baby.

IT'S FOR REALS

And isn't the senator so proud of himself, leaving on a jet plane carrying him on his 10 side of a 90/10 issue. A mercy-driven mission - to fly to the rescue of his precious 'constituent,' the *checks notes* illegal immigrant, Salvadoran national, and MS-13 gang member, Abrego Garcia.

YOU GO, DUDE

I think this is a wonderful move. 

I firmly believe we need more Democrats of questionable courage and judgment utilizing scarce resources and taxpayer dollars flying off to assorted corners of the Third World in vainglorious attempts to repatriate those who were never citizens of this country to begin with. And who were deported because they are criminals to begin with.

YOU GO, GUYS

The visuals are priceless, and your message is as clear as a bell.

Fellow Democrats think Van Hollen's ground-breaking, bold approach is so cool. They are lambasting the Trump administration in support of his position and 'abducted constituent.'

They are also wasting no time elbowing each other out of the way, scrambling to the Central American Air Adventures counter before the next crusader thinks of going and needs to snag a pass for their jaunt south.

All the first-class seats will be sold out, and everyone knows a US senator can't crusade from coach! Not to mention, after the second bigwig goes, the media stops paying attention.

SPARTACUS IS A GO

I have to admit, major dad and I were snickering last night about how cool it would be if Van Hollen lands in San Salvador and there's not a soul to greet his august presence. Say he has to schlep his own bags, find an Uber to take him to a last-minute room he found on Booking.com while waiting for his luggage, which turns out to be a gay brothel in the entertainment district.

If, when the senator appears at the presidential palace, he's turned away with, 'The president is busy and you don't have an invitation or appointment.' It would be delightful if Van Hollen were rudely booted from the steps of the prison, he and the MSM camera crew following him, although you know they're salivating for any footage they can use against Trump.

...During the proceedings, the immigration judge reviewed evidence and found him to be a verified member of MS-13. He was allowed to “hang around” after inventing a sob story, falsely claiming he’d be persecuted by the 18th Street Gang if returned to El Salvador.  

Given that President Bukele has since cleaned up his country by cracking down on gangs, there was no reason the Trump administration shouldn’t have followed earlier court rulings and deported Abrego-Garcia—especially since he no longer had to fear retaliation from other gang members. 

All these so-called journalists couldn’t do their job and report the truth—because it would show that Trump was simply keeping his campaign promises by removing gang members and illegal immigrants, which Abrego-Garcia was both.

That would all be too good to be true. 

At the very least, I hope no one from Bukele's side of the house indulges the stunt. Let them rebuff the grandstanding Van Hollen firmly, politely, while brooking no arguments or bluster to the contrary, and include any other elected fools who might truck along in his wake, hoping to bask in his reflected glory.

In the meantime, gather all of Van Hollen's virtue-signaling Central American pious pity posing for MS-13 gang members and hammer him with them mercilessly when he returns home.

Every time he opens his yap, say her name. Say Rachel Morin. An American citizen who was Van Hollen constituent. The American citizen who was brutally murdered by a now convicted illegal alien, the likes of which Van Hollen is so desperate to defend and return to this country.

The murdered Van Hollen constituent whose death matters not a whit to her senator.

Yeah. Save up all the videos and sound bites.

I hope they all keep buying tickets and shooting little promos for their 'Save Our Murderous and Human and Drug Trafficking Illegals' crusades.

The wandering in the wilderness FOREVER part won't cost anything extra.

Democrats seem to have all signed up for the package deal.

Beege UPDATEWell, wouldja lookee here?

AND I'M DYING HERE

And he doubles down. Oh, gift after gift, after gift from these revolting poltroons.

They are going to beat him about the neck and shoulders with these soundbites.



 

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