Oh, Canada - you guys are a trip.

Every last Canadian politician has been in the middle of sputtering in indignation and couldn't wait to get to the next microphone surrounded by a press scrum to rail against Donald Trump.

Maybe even brag about how they pulled American liquor off shelves in a 'We'll show THEM Yanks' futile gesture since what was on the shelves was already bought and paid for and hurt no one but the merchants.

Canadian logic must be as frozen as their North.

Liberal Party Canadian politicians have been especially froggy because, as of March 9th, they weren't gonna have THIS GUY to kick around anymore...and neither was Donald Trump.

It's probably just as well for Fidelito because I think he was pretty much on his last nerve and soggy tissue anyway.

Justin Trudeau breaks down crying.
Trump has completely broken the Governor of Canada.pic.twitter.com/G6liJmiJaY

— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) March 6, 2025

CALL A WAAHMBULANCE

Didn't this set off an ugly scramble to succeed the weepy wimpish Trudeau as Prime Minister within the Liberal ranks.

The woman whose fiery resignation helped precipitate the crisis, former finance minister Chrystia Freeland - she who debanked truckers, bragged about increasing the carbon tax during a high inflationary cycle, and whose name gets paired often with 'eugenics' or 'genocide' - was confident that her stint as Trudeau's puppet master had earned her the head spot on the ticket.

Besides her appalling policies, she apparently has some off-putting and well-documented personal twitches that make Gavin Newson's little shoulder shimmy shimmy cocobots look like rhythmic dance.

What the hell is wrong with Chrystia Freeland? She looks like she's going through drug withdrawal.

Is this the type of person the Liberal Party wants as their leader? pic.twitter.com/RxTflj29kP

— govt.exe is corrupt (@govt_corrupt) January 23, 2025

What an odd, dangerous, and delusional duck.

Chrystia Freeland just said Canada needs to forge a nuclear alliance with European nations against the US.

Words cannot describe how insane this is. We'd be wiped off the map before the ink dried on the documents. These are Canada's Liberals.pic.twitter.com/sqM9g7p9p5

— Jason James (@jasonjamesbnn) March 3, 2025

The former minister got blown out of the water by a former Bank of Canada governor - an unelected bureaucrat named Mark Carney.

Mark Carney won the leadership race by a staggering amount for an unknown with a bad publicity campaign.

Rigged much? But what else can we expect from Liberals.

Mark Carney - 85.9%, 131,674 votes.
Chrystia Freeland - 8%, 11,134 votes.
Karina Gould - 3.2%, 4,785 votes.
Frank… pic.twitter.com/HlEiXz3HVj

— 🇨🇦 Jack (@JackDan110) March 9, 2025

Yeah, you read that right. Someone who's never been on a Canadian ballot is now the country's prime minister by virtue of being elected the party leader.

Parliamentary democracy is wicked cool, no?

Well, so, what about this new guy?

This should give you a clue.

Mark Carney beat fellow Harvard College alum Chrystia Freeland and two other Liberal Party candidates to become the 24th Prime Minister of Canada and the new leader of the Canadian Liberal Party Sunday.@abbysgerstein and Avi W. Burstein report.https://t.co/xEchInpsze

— The Harvard Crimson (@thecrimson) March 10, 2025

Like I said, parliamentary democracy is wicked cool. Anybody can run the country if they play it right - even a guy holding three different passports.

...It is unclear when Carney, who was governor of the Bank of Canada from 2008 to 2013 and governor of the Bank of England from 2013 to 2020, will assume office. Trudeau and the new Liberal leader are expected to hold conversations in the coming days to determine the outgoing prime minister’s final day in office.

With 85.9% of the vote, Carney beat the former finance minister Chrystia Freeland, the former government house leader Karina Gould and the former member of parliament Frank Baylis.

Carney has followed an unusual path to power: he will be only the second Canadian prime minister appointed from a leadership contest without a seat in the House of Commons. While no rule bars this, convention suggests Carney will need to quickly announce plans to run for a federal seat.

He will also be the first Liberal prime minister from western Canada, a valuable identity in a country that is politically divided along geographical lines.

Carney spent much of his campaign pitching himself as an outsider, despite years-long ties to the Liberal party, including serving as an economic adviser to Trudeau, the outgoing prime minister.

Now, it was nip and tuck there for a while as the international banker, and bon vivant nearly got tripped up by a scandal swirling around his dealings with an asset management company that moved its headquarters from Toronto to the States.

...After leaving the Bank of England, he joined investment giant Brookfield Asset Management in 2020 and became chairman in 2022. There, he oversaw a string of major investments in renewable energy projects.

In developments now seen as controversial, he was also among a group of senior figures who plotted the relocation of Brookfield’s headquarters from Toronto to New York – a change that is now attracting criticism at home.

The move has been described as a decision to shift “Canadian jobs to Donald Trump’s hometown of New York City” by his Conservative opponents.

Carney tried to deflect the scandal earlier this week by claiming the move was agreed after he resigned from Brookfield in mid-January to enter politics.

But this has now prompted claims that he lied to voters, after a letter from Carney to Brookfield shareholders emerged – dated in December – urging them to back the relocation.

Carney’s campaign insists the change was “technical” in nature and resulted in no job losses whatsoever.

Carney did some fancy tap dancing and, quite frankly, hid out for a while, waiting for this to blow over. While earning him some derisive commentary, the strategy still worked.

...Carney has waffled over his role at the investment firm Brookfield Asset Management, when it moved its headquarters from Toronto to New York – a politically sensitive issue given recent pressure from the US on businesses to uproot and move south.

His attempts to clarify the issue prompted the Globe and Mail’s editorial board to praise him as a “fast learner in the art of prevarication and hairsplitting”.

In the end, though, Freeland's vicious toxicity was easily overcome, even though it would seem to rational people to be a 'pick your poison' choice. 

Hardcore WEF/Davos adherent Carney is a NetZero freak on steroids.

He's been a UN Special Envoy for Climate Change. Rebel News caught up with him in Davos, but the slippery little bugger wouldn't answer any questions.

🚨#BREAKING: Mark Carney named as Justin Trudeau's successor, assuming leadership of both the Liberal Party and the nation

This is what went down when I last faced off with Canada’s latest WEF-installed Prime Minister in Davospic.twitter.com/oeKYYBDcuc

— Avi Yemini (@OzraeliAvi) March 9, 2025

He's a big ESG guy and spews all The Science™ talk effortlessly. A 'ruthless, relentless focus on NetZero.'

There are plenty of Epstein Island-related pictures of him and his wife with Ghislane MAxwell floating around X, too.

Former British Prime Minister Liz Truss had words of warning for Canadians about the management skill of their new Prime Minister...

Former British PM warns Canada about Mark Carney's disastrous impact on the UK's economy.

Oh great. Even the British think Canada is retarded now. pic.twitter.com/wtf9pDWFnN

— govt.exe is corrupt (@govt_corrupt) March 10, 2025

...who, she says, got the job 'through the back door.'

What has many Canadians worried about the Liberal Party elections last night were the ramifications. Yes, Carney becomes not only their party leader, but Prime Minister because he's replacing a resigning Trudeau.

But what of elections for all of Canada?

As someone in the comments said, 'Prime Minister 30% just passed the baton to Prime Minister Zero %.'

Here is approximately how many Canadian citizens there are vs how many people voted for Mark Carney.

Carney has no mandate from Canadians.
The only thing he should be doing, if he has the most basic respect for Canadians, is call an election ASAP. pic.twitter.com/KIC5SnniZT

— Kirk Lubimov (@KirkLubimov) March 9, 2025

Who, being new, now doesn't have to call elections if he doesn't feel like it.

So the 152K Liberal Party members who voted have saddled all of Canada with a proven disaster of a financial manager who is also a hard-core climate cult, 'eat the bugs' WEF/Davos boy.

Isn't parliamentary democracy wicked cool?

I'll never get the hang of it, but I will thank GOD every day for our Founding Fathers.