You got to be kidding me.

This can't possibly be real.

Man couldn’t swing an Ed.D., the most bogus doctorate outside of journalism. Maybe he didn’t want to upstage Jill Biden.https://t.co/nK54llsAOD

— Luther Ray Abel (@LutherAbel1) September 5, 2024

Did he spend too much time in China? Eating donuts?

I'm sure there's a logical explanation. It has to be a simple one of those  "Well, life intervened" kind of excuses everyone has. 

Besides - what difference does it make? 

Walz wasn't, like, known for making a big deal out of not finishing up hi...

OH

As recently as 2011, Tim Walz claimed in official biographies for his campaign and congressional office that he was on the verge of completing a doctorate in education, a decade after he enrolled in a doctorate program at St. Mary’s University of Minnesota in the small town of Winona.

Gracious. That's awkward.

But I'm sure he'd only recently gotten so busy with Congressional things that the time slipped b...

OH

..."We can confirm that Governor Walz attended Saint Mary's from 2001-2004 in our doctorate level Ed.D. program," the school's communications director, Ashly Bissen, told the Free Beacon. "He did not complete the degree program."

Walz would nonetheless claim through 2011 that he was an active student "nearly finished with his doctorate at St. Mary's University in Winona, Minnesota," as his congressional biography put it, four years after he arrived on Capitol Hill.

Well...monkey's uncle.

That's a tampon of a different color.

Walz has told so many stories, maybe the bloviating food blister just got confused again. It does start to get hard to keep all the threads untangled.

He also sure has spent a lot of time around schools - seen one, seen them all. That could be it.

Homeschooling rates are skyrocketing in Minnesota. You’re a terrible governor pic.twitter.com/iRM34a03wn

— Mike (@ChitownMike312) August 15, 2024

Or he could just be lying out his asterisk again.

That could also be it.

Harris should be pretty comfortable with Walz's folksy bull Schlitz. Fabulist herself, she also still works as second in command to the ultimate Liar in Chief. So I doubt some yarn about a missing PhD-lite is going to upset a chica who's dealt with cannibal cuisine stories and many different heroic tales of Beau Biden's tragic expiration from wounds suffered in battle across the globe.

(Pssst! By the by: the CBS Evening News tonight framed Hunter mournfully as "President Biden's only surviving son...") (What can I say.)

Thinking about this momentarily, it would appear that two things are confirmed as the Walz Whoppers keep piling up with nary a missed beat by the Harris-Walz campaign.

1) If you want a vetting job done decently, never trust Eric Holder to do it.

Or you get a Tim Walz and a pissy Holder.

While displaying press credentials at the DNC, some call it the pit of hell, Jack Posobiec confronts Eric Holder about why he didn’t vet Tim Walz over his Stolen Valor.

Holder, while walking away from Jack, has some choice words for him.

Well done. pic.twitter.com/m3gykH7uqH

— eve (@eveforamerica) August 21, 2024

2) Democrats are mindless sheep constantly longing for a big, cuddly, jovial clown who often winds up being a serial killer at heart. 

And they don't care; as long as he has a booming laugh, pretends he can dance, is in touch with an inner 13-year-old jeune fille, and holds their hand while leading them to the door he will shortly lock them in behind. 

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Do more Americans want to get a beer with Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz or Ohio Sen. JD Vance?

There's still a long stretch until the 2024 presidential election, but Walz leads Vance on favorability, according to a new USA TODAY/Suffolk University poll. Thirty-six percent of likely voters surveyed after the Democratic convention said they had a favorable view of former President Donald Trump's running mate, Vance, while Vice President Kamala Harris' VP pick, Walz, garnered 48%.

Competence and good character - those have to be enormously intimidating virtues to the lemmings in the audience, God forbid you throw in a penchant for veracity.

Terrifying stuff to a meek, mild-mannered follower.

...What's to explain Walz leading Vance on favorability? Tammy Ferrell, a 52-year-old Democrat from South Carolina, told USA TODAY Walz seems more like an everyday American than his Republican counterpart.

"He seems real to me, he goes through everyday life like the rest of us," she said. "He seems more like someone I would see in an everyday fashion."

And the "compassion" factor - don't forget that!

...On the other side, Ferrell said she hasn't seen compassion from Vance, explaining "I don't feel he's someone that can relate to everyday life."

Democrats are weird.

Watch Walz.

He’s the one who calls Vance weird. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/NKyVGgw9AR

— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) August 6, 2024

What's another Walz lie?

At this point, who can keep track?

I hope there's a spreadsheet going for easy reference, not that it seems to make a lick of difference to anyone but us.