I tell you what. For a Great Uniter and Man of the People, this little gem of a Happy New Year’s greeting from the *check notes* President of the UNITED States stands up there in the all-time pantheon of suckage, right next to his heart warming “Winter of Sickness and Death” wishes of late, unlamented Christmas yore.

Happy New Year, everyone.

In 2024, we’re ready to keep delivering for the American people and fight back against MAGA extremism.

Let’s finish the job. pic.twitter.com/NnSW2pYzOL

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 1, 2024

“Dear at least half, if not many more of my fellow citizens,” this president is happy to say. “You don’t count for Schlitz.”

Gosh. Break out the cold duck. I feel a swill coming on.

This pudding-brained loser is so far in the dementia tank that he thinks this is a winning message, God forbid an appropriate one for a holiday. It’s flabbergasting.

Enabled by Blithering Idiot Number Two…

The Biden-Harris Administration is making historic investments in climate action, American manufacturing, small business, and infrastructure.

As we begin the new year, @POTUS and I are continuing our work to build a nation where every person can thrive. pic.twitter.com/lcaQlgKPJe

— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) January 2, 2024

…the dynamic duo of destruction carry on as if nothing’s happening that could possibly affect a single thing in their constant upward, fantasy trajectory. Nothing except the extremities of MAGAts, who always stand ready to rain on POTATUS parade.

“Disconnect,” anyone?

Wet blanket MAGA disconnector!!

I’m sure glad the lovely First Couple could at least take a few minutes out of their festive New Year’s jaunt to warmer climes – courtesy of the largesse of rich and influential friends which is only okay if you’re a Democrat, scummy MAGA-types – to speak to the common people through their chosen mouthpiece, Ryan Seacrest. Hard hitting questions were answered with Biden’s usual mush-mouthed aplomb, ably assisted by a neckless First Lady inexplicably garbed for the occasion in faux-sparkly tattoo sleeves.

And you MAGA-types said there’s a disconnect with the common people?

HAH!

Aw, *SQUEEEEE* They’re so damn cute.

Watch the New Year magic happen: Pudding! Ice cream!

Here we have Dr. Jill wearing a vintage fruit bowl and Joe Biden literally has cue cards in his hands to answer questions about what he has been eating.

Folks! Folks! “Happy New Year” https://t.co/T590r9Kbb4

— JamieRJN (@JamieRJN) January 1, 2024

CHICKEN PARM, YOU TASTE SO GOOD

Regular Joe. He’s just like Peyton.

Only on a private estate in the Virgin Islands that he won’t be back from at the White House with the world on fire until later.

LATER, peasants. You can’t rush the man, MAGAts.

Biden is STILL on vacation:

"It is the first day back in the office in the New Year for many Americans, but not President Biden. He and the first family are not scheduled to get back here from Saint Croix until 9:55 PM." pic.twitter.com/3iJ3Ix77Ta

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) January 2, 2024

I just caught you thinking he’s a lazy, do-nuthin’, grifting sumbitch, and that makes you an extremist, you know.

Guess he was talking to all us.

“Winter of sickness and death” is looking like a golden oldie right about now.