Well, everybody gets mad.

Not that they weren’t kinda pissed off at Target already…

No woman needs to tuck anything. We have vaginas & we are the only ones who do. Oh and we don’t need our kids seeing this sh&% when we walk down the aisle at Target. https://t.co/7cvvG0PVYb

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) May 20, 2023

…in a “Bud Light meets child groomers” sort of way.

Ahead of June’s so-called “Pride month,” the retail giant Target is displaying some options being referred to as trans-friendly for customers, including a line of swimsuits with “tuck-friendly construction.”

Comedian Chrissie Mayr shared the discovery after a recent trip to the retail giant. Taking to social media, the podcast host tweeted, “Thanks to [Target] I found the perfect swimsuit for creeping out all the women and children at the pool this summer. Can’t wait to tuck my cock into this little number while sipping a Bud Light!” (RELATED: DAMAGED: The Transing Of America’s Kids)

In the accompanying picture, Mayr can be seen glaring at the camera displaying one of the swimsuits featured in Target’s pride collection. On the accompanying tags, which Mayr shows to the camera, the suit is advertised as offering “extra crotch coverage” and “tuck-friendly construction.”

Major propaganda for Transgenders, Drag Queens & the LGBTQ+ agenda is being pushed by Corporations, Schools, the Biden Admin!

Target sells a girl’s bathing-suit to ‘tuck’ your genitals, a T-shirt that says ‘Trans people will always exist’? In the past 10yrs, over 30 trans… pic.twitter.com/bPnWgqaXKp

— LionHearted (@LionHearted76) May 18, 2023

“…I don’t care if you’re queer. This is UGLY…”

Now, I haven’t been to the Target around the corner from me in months, and I was going to check this out because it’s entirely too whacked out a story to even be true. Plus, if they’ve had the nerve to stock this in a Target on our redneck of the Riviera, someone has probably already lost their collective mind on management (and wouldn’t I have paid good money to see that).

As it’s been a while since I was a crime statistic from the criminal end, I thought I’d hold off. “Prudent” thy name is Beege.

Lucky thing I did, too, or I might have missed how super woke Target is compounding their Pride Month merchandizing ills.

It’s turns out one of the designers hired for rainbow gear month was a pretty well-known British transgender Satanist.

British.

Transgender.

SATANIST Yeah.

ERMAGERD – ISN’T THAT, LIKE, THE MOST WOKE THING YOU’VE EVER HEARD

"This has been so hard to keep quiet but I can now proudlv announce that vou can buy Abprallen in US Targets!"

"So, naturally, Satan respects pronouns. He loves all LGBTQIA+ people."@target has some explaining to do🤷🏽‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/rbrLgdwb0O

— Scarlett Johnson (@scarlett4kids) May 21, 2023

I mean, that has it all – everything but a gerbil.

And he’s about as stable as most trans types are shaking out to be.

…Abprallen wrote, “Taking potions, lotions, pills, having your body altered under the knife or with injections, cutting or growing your hair, and choosing to adjust the very makeup of what makes your body is witchcraft and alchemy, and that’s an incredible achievement – people of old would have killed for that power (quite literally actually, but less on that).”

La dee dah dee dah – slicing off body parts is just like cutting your hair and people from way back only wish they could have done what you young people can do now!

Brilliant messenger for the kiddies, there, Target Corp.

‘Scuse me as I swoop on over to get y’all the screen shot I got of his few remaining products on the Target website, because they are still there. I’m assuming Target wants to go down in flames with the rainbows.

Satan may respect pronouns, but – judging by the 1 and 2 star reviews – even the Prince of Darkness won’t tolerate shoddy merchandise.

Target’s playing coy (read: not responding to inquiries) about the sudden celebrity of their designer, but the corporation sure can’t say they had no idea he was who he is. The creature broadcast it all over Target’s own media page.

…”Being called a demon is something I can cope with, and the idea of a trans demon is pretty damn cool, most of my work focusses [sic] on gothic or dark and satanic imagery juxtaposed with bright colours and LGBT+ positive messages,” Erik wrote on the brand’s Instagram last year.

The designer claims that the brand was approached by Target for the collaboration while also acknowledging that the designs have already made “transphobes infuriated with me.”

“I wanted to ensure that any young people who saw Abprallen in Target would know that who they are is beautiful, purposeful, and worth expressing,” Erik wrote in a statement.

Because virtue signaling, uber woke Target executives think anyone who specializes in dark, demonic and satanic imagery is PERFECT FOR TARGET CHILDREN’S RAINBOWS AND UNICORN SHIRTS!

Brilliant.

Wouldn’t it be funny if all Hell broke loose?

Just sayin’.