Or should I call them “witlesses” after what she puts them (one particularly) through in this scorcher of a video.

I’ll set the stage first, if I may. Nancy Mace is the Congresswoman from South Carolina’s First District. She sits on the House Committee for Oversight and Reform, which was having hearings today. Among the guests invited to testify was one Alejandra Caraballo, who exemplifies the heights to which the victimization racket can take one if they’re aggressive and gaslight everyone else around them enough.

Along with being a transwoman, Caraballo punches the other professional oppressed minority buttons with particular fervor, taking full advantage of whatever increased status she can squeeze out of that notoriety. Take a gander at her biography page for the university where she’s a professor (Do I even have to tell you what school? I’ll bet you can guess.). In it, she says her father’s tragic workplace accident became the catalyst for pursuing her career.

Meet the first trans women of color to teach at Harvard Law

…Caraballo said she watched her mom call their lawyer when the checks wouldn’t come after several weeks.

“And immediately, the lawyer gets on the phone and calls them and within three or four business days, the check’s in the mailbox. So seeing that power that attorneys have, you know, just even through soft advocacy, just getting on the phone or sending a letter, really demonstrated to me the power that the law can have,” she said.

Caraballo represented LGBTQ+ asylum seekers and other immigrants, including survivors of human trafficking and domestic violence, before switching to a job at the Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund, focusing on advocacy at the national level, including getting gender-affirming healthcare to other trans people.

Lacing it with reminders of her race and resentment of her assumed gender, of course.

…”As a trans woman, I can tell you throughout my life, and especially throughout my time in law school, and also in practice, there were certainly times when I had others dismiss my intellect or my skill, simply because I’m trans and because I’m Brown,” Marino said.

Caraballo said that she spent months last year fighting for her insurance to cover her facial feminization surgery, which culminated in an external appeals process. Despite her expertise as an attorney helping other trans people get gender-affirming care, navigating the red tape was still exhausting, she said.

“It takes a toll on you, because you’re constantly having to fight for this,” she said.

She seems nice, doesn’t she? I’m sure it’s exhausting being her.

When Caraballo’s not busy writing articles for Slate and The Atlantic, for example, she’s busy ginning up conspiracy theories featuring white nationalists at the center of any unexplained crime scene….

Extremist trans activist Alejandra Caraballo is spreading a viral claim without evidence that the vandalism which caused power outages in NC was carried out by those seeking to stop a drag show. It has caused a panic among leftists. cc: @CommunityNotes https://t.co/cwumoe0vKp pic.twitter.com/Ew8MSeBbXu

— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) December 4, 2022

…while terrorizing her own community with lurid tales of rampaging rednecks.

Caraballo is your moral superior in every way, and is unafraid to be as radical as she feels she needs to be to let you know just how wrong you are.

So now you have a good grip on the glorious, warm human being that is Alejandra Caraballo. My goodness, and was she ever so pleased to be at the hearing today, in full crusader mode.

To be honest, it was my immense pleasure to watch some of that testimony. Caraballo found out life can come at you fast when you’re not behind a keyboard.

God bless America, there is just so much right with this, makes me smile like the toothy female vampire in Fright Night

OMG this is a living BREATHING thing of beauty. https://t.co/kAI19ltvH4 pic.twitter.com/wdSsp15KCO

— Beege 🎃 (@WelbornBeege) December 13, 2022

Ho-lee-smoking what’s left of Caraballo’s derriere.

Yeah. I really liked that part, too, but nowhere near as much as her gulping for air like a goldfish out of water. THAT part was great.

Well done, Rep. Mace.

The word is PWNED and the word is good.