I know you all were dyin’, dyin’, DYIN’ to know what had happened to our favorite blonde bombshell with the bunny boiler vibe! Did she simply curl up in a fetal ball after the announcement of “no charges” in Matt Gaetz’s underage chica investigation? Oh. Had to be a crushing blow for someone so invested in the sex, mice, and rock and roll aspect of victimization politics.

She’d caused a bit of fluff earlier in September, when she accused Congressman Gaetz of “stalking” – as we came to find out later – her 12-year-old autistic son for merely posting a photograph on his FB campaign page of a head on a table at an empty booth. In her finest voice of outraged motherhood, she lit off in an online rant about pedophilia and abusing handicapped children that was kind of eye-popping (I covered the brouhaha here) in both its virulence and vulgarity, not to mention menace. She seethes bile, when she’s not twitching alarmingly, but she can do both at the same time.

She popped back up on the radar for classic Rebekah behavior a couple of days ago. A Congressional District 1 resident (similar to myself) took exception to the answer he received from the Jones campaign when he answered a text from them. He’d asked to be removed from their list and this is what he got in retort.

The number you are trying to reach for help with your mental health issues is 9-8-8

Customer service is not her forte.

That was a warm-up. Lucky for us, the inimitable Max Nordau was on the case and found this delightful, textbook TikTok video that Jones uploaded just yesterday! HO boy! In it, she says she’s at an event, DeSantis and Republicans are there, identified the man who “stalked” her son (gave the picture to Matt Gaetz), and then she PULLS OUT A STUN GUN! Jones threatens,

“And if he comes anywhere near me, for stalking my child, I’ll hit him right in the nutsack..”

Then she *ghastly grins* – OMG. Just. Watch.

10/4/22:

Alleged felon & fired geographer Rebekah Jones (I-MD, D-FL), Democratic Party nominee for FL-1, threatens to use a taser on a man’s “nutsack” if he "comes anywhere near" her.

Jones has previously been arrested for battery and involuntarily detained under the Baker Act. pic.twitter.com/Mc0ccU6CYF

— max (@MaxNordau) October 5, 2022

(Baker Act candidate, anyone?)

As Max also points out, the creeper-unhinged-girlfriend-like Jones is out on bond awaiting trial for a felony indictment. Her trial date is the 23d of January 2023. She just threatened someone with a weapon, which is a mos’ def’ no-no when you’re not in trouble, less mind under indictment.

Jones also dragged the governor with her revenge fantasies, because he was in Central Florida, NOT here, dealing with…hmmm, what was that, again? But now all the local dope-smoking Lefty sycophants are on the governor’s case for being here instead of being IN CENTRAL FLORIDA. God bless their little pointy heads.

Yet another.

So the Governor is campaigning in Okaloosa County while southwest Florida is in a complete disaster. Just shows where his priorities are as a Governor. To the creeper who photograph your kid keep an eye on here. Know your act of self defense laws in the state before you zap him.

They are such sheep. Baa ram YOU, kids.

At this rate, our bunny boiler may not make the November election. She literally could be in one kind of lock-up or the other. Locally, we’ve all been making bets when the real melt-down comes, but nobody really wants to see it. This is fugly enough, and, frankly, dangerous. Should this certifiable, selfie-addicted creature’s videos or writings encourage anyone to do some harm avenging the imagined slights and injustices of Jones’ outsized view of her life, what then? She’s a mess.

The siren song of the crystal on Pensacola Beach. It’s irresistible.