“Toodles, chumps. Why, no, we still have no idea if this law is accomplishing the No. 1 thing we said it was going to accomplish. Imma take my pension and peace out.”

This is a fitting farewell:

This week, in a fit of his standard intellectual honesty, President Obama asked why opponents of Obamacare are “so mad about the idea of folks having health insurance.” Would that the administration had enough of an interest in that idea to even keep track.