Some levels of depravity are merely disgusting, and others are dangerous. And some–they justify exiling you from the human race.

Prancing around naked in a Senate hearing room is disgusting but neither dangerous nor worthy of exile from the human race. Terrorism is disgusting, dangerous, and worthy of exile.

What does the world need right now? pic.twitter.com/gohlGudWAC

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 16, 2023

But is there anything more depraved and inhuman than a dog hater? Perhaps they are not dangerous, so they are half a rung above terrorists, but you have to wonder whether there is something even worse hidden in that deranged mind. Perhaps cannibalism?

Who knows? Best to avoid them.

Americans allow dogs to act like assholes. Enough. End dog culture now. https://t.co/Wb2dXAxvKG

— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) December 21, 2023

So when I saw this article in Mother Jones–a Left-wing news outlet–my worst suspicions about Leftists were confirmed.

They are dog haters!

It’s not just dogs who are hated, but dog “culture.” You know, the impulse all normal people have to pet every doggo you see and even to sneak a bit of meat to them under the table.

Now give him a treat.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/2P97LvxoIB

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 25, 2023

Good, normal, red-blooded American things like that.

Even Hitler, who had almost no redeeming qualities I could name, at least loved dogs. Imagine being worse than Hitler!

I concede one point to Abigail Weinberg–there are bad dog owners, and owners who raise vicious dogs should be shunned—owners like Joe Biden, who famously keeps getting dogs that bite Secret Service agents. Bad dog owners are disgusting, dangerous, and worthy of exile from the human race.

That is a reflection of Biden’s character, though, and even, perhaps, proof that he is a Leftist who secretly hates dogs. Or a Lizard Person. He could be a Lizard Person.

So excited puppy pic.twitter.com/smxgPtchmD

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@TheFeelGo0dPage) December 16, 2023

But a good dog is, by definition, a good boy or girl. If you hate dogs or even avoid scratching them behind the ears or rubbing their bellies, there is something very wrong with you. And I say this as a cat person who has never owned a dog and was even bitten by one on my backside. I still have that scar.

I blame Fred, his owner. Not the dog.

We all have that friend when it’s time for a picture.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/8KV9YsCAyu

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 15, 2023

Apparently, Trump doesn’t like dogs either, which leads me to believe he may be a Lizard Person, too. Or worse, a secret Leftist. Does that explain Anthony Fauci? We will have to wait for his autobiography to know for sure. But this is a big strike against Trump, and you should take that into account when you vote in the primaries.

Is it possible that I am extrapolating from one miserable writer at Mother Jones and unfairly assuming that all Leftists hate dogs and are thus inhuman? Perhaps. But then again, Leftists have proven to be untrustworthy and disloyal, and nothing is more trustworthy and loyal than a good dog.

We don't deserve dogs sometimes pic.twitter.com/0Jk27UqE2u

— Mad Mac (@Revelation2041) December 21, 2023

Best to assume they are all secret dog haters.

This revelation opens up a new possibility for reforming Leftists: training them to love dogs. This has been a striking success in helping reform some prisoners. They are less likely to re-offend if they participate in dog training programs. Love and loyalty have wonderful healing powers, so perhaps we can save some Leftists from the hell they live in and save ourselves a lot of trouble as well.