It’s Father’s Day!

Here’s a shout out to every father out there who put in the hours, days, weeks, and years to ensure that your kids have a wonderful life. There is no job in the world that matters a tenth as much as being a parent.

There is something of a war on parenthood these days, with Leftists claiming that bureaucrats, politicians, and activists have children’s best interests at heart, and that parents simply don’t have the expertise to care for children nearly as well. How often do you see a blue-haired 20-something explain condescendingly that their education gives them a special skill to determine what is best for a child?

Once is too often.

Nobody loves a child as does a parent, and on Mothers’ and Fathers’ Days we are all about celebrating that love.

And now, on to the funnies!

From the Newspaper of Record

Satan Asks LGBTQ Community To Please Tone It Down A Bit https://t.co/y7Rpc2dgJY pic.twitter.com/GbxJhBd5kK

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 18, 2023

Biden Announces By 2025 All Wildfires Must Be Electric https://t.co/lmgbfpIzO7 pic.twitter.com/TAiD8mg6jJ

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 18, 2023

Dollar Sign Officially Added To LGBTQ$ Acronym https://t.co/3WLk753lNM

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 17, 2023

Wife Racing To Clean House Before Firefighters Arrive https://t.co/zi388XhjTl

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 17, 2023

Biden Institutes Call To Gay Prayer 5 Times A Day Facing San Francisco https://t.co/gTw5022cPj pic.twitter.com/jVDaFsMwIN

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 17, 2023

Biden Updates Iwo Jima Memorial With Pride Flag https://t.co/yJilnPtICe pic.twitter.com/saltH8mNq1

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 17, 2023

Anthropologists Now Believe All-Female Amazon Tribe Collapsed Because Nobody Could Get Any Jars Open https://t.co/iDvXuh7Io7

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 16, 2023

Strange: Female Pastor Gives Hellfire And Brimstone Sermon Once Every Month Or So https://t.co/MXXFj9a5M5 pic.twitter.com/hw2ZH4NpIW

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 14, 2023

Creepy Old Man Says He Thinks Of Your Kids As His Own https://t.co/CobJKxAalN

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2023

And now for your weekly cute and interesting tweets

Mission I'mpawssible…🐈🐾🤯 pic.twitter.com/9k6jYM4GOl

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 31, 2023

System is temporarily out of service..🐈💤😅 pic.twitter.com/8xGAN7fwJj

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 1, 2023

I halp…🐈🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/zcRb2m8COZ

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 11, 2023

Just a show off…🐈🐾🤸😅 pic.twitter.com/uAK27etnS4

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 14, 2023

Strike a pose…🐈😍 pic.twitter.com/meFxU7kRkg

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 16, 2023

Where'd he go…🐶🐾🐻📺😂😂 pic.twitter.com/vpMrpNogm1

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 16, 2023

And finally…

He changed his mind.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1B8dHVlC8D

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 30, 2023