Another week of insanity means another week of being able to make fun of the insane.
There are many insane people, and Pfizer has no desire to find a cure for this kind of psychopathy.
The humor value may not be sufficient compensation for what we must endure, but it is a good down payment. That’s why I do Sunday Smiles weekly. It is something of a palette cleanser.
I know you like them too. I spend hours scouring the web looking for these, and while not everyone is perfect or unique more than a few are laugh-out-loud funny.
So enjoy this week’s batch. If you occasionally see a repeat from weeks past, know I go through thousands of these and I can’t remember which I have used in the past. It becomes a blur. Also, a good joke is funny more than once.
The best tweets from America’s Newspaper of Record™
One-Year-Old Condemned For Appearing In Blackface After Chocolate Cake Incident https://t.co/OdA9aW916R
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 6, 2023
Planned Parenthood CEO Warns That Down Syndrome Barbie Could Teach Young Girls To Value Human Life https://t.co/Q1LaZ9XEqv pic.twitter.com/qQIkTiGDGF
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 6, 2023
White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It https://t.co/RfT5FjluNg pic.twitter.com/zTjUbIPc4c
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 6, 2023
Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel https://t.co/UHQtl39VGs pic.twitter.com/96wSuVsF7u
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 6, 2023
A.I. Calculates It Will Be More Efficient To Just Let Humanity Destroy Itself https://t.co/RlEWgGISGU pic.twitter.com/F56QWKxLcb
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 6, 2023
Biden Taps Kamala Harris To Counteract Rise Of Intelligence https://t.co/Nf4SWhYIjk pic.twitter.com/WqK4NnsBX8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 5, 2023
Hitler Exonerated After Footage Discovered Of Him Moonwalking On Subway https://t.co/isMpyAUZWQ pic.twitter.com/sVzdo0DcxP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 5, 2023
In Major Effort To Attract New Recruits, Navy Offering Unlimited Bud Light https://t.co/FJ9iKp2Tsp pic.twitter.com/nUS7AVZpbn
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 5, 2023
Report: Zero Males Affected As Feminists Go On Sex Strike https://t.co/1PgjiT6DHX pic.twitter.com/RchD9IwxnH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 5, 2023
Demons Of Hell Unanimously Agree About Value Of ‘Gender-Affirming Care’ For Children https://t.co/N9XoxDF5mK
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 5, 2023
And finally, your weekly cuteness and weirdness
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) May 4, 2023
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) May 6, 2023
— BrainIess (@BrainIesspeople) April 26, 2023
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) May 2, 2023
OMG I can't believe it he closed the window! 🤣🤣
Which of these are you when an event happens?pic.twitter.com/r5S9t9cCsB
— Figen (@TheFigen_) May 3, 2023
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) May 3, 2023
— place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt) May 1, 2023
Everyone knows he's the boss 🔥 pic.twitter.com/hPErqj8PkX
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) May 1, 2023
HOT CHIP NO LIE pic.twitter.com/YYywR2B98w
— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) April 15, 2023
We love each other so much pic.twitter.com/TCfsZmxswj
— Puppies 🐶 (@PuppiesIover) May 1, 2023
When you meet the love of your life. pic.twitter.com/gJpqdUbQoG
— Puppies 🐶 (@PuppiesIover) May 1, 2023
With that, I call upon thee to go forth, do good, and smite evil!
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