I follow some really ridiculous Twitter accounts. Mostly ones on the Left, but there are plenty of crazy right wingers out there too. I do it so that you don’t have to. That is how generous I am.

I have been intending to do a post on the Democrat propaganda accounts as a group, and eventually will. But one feed stands out among the rest, because it must be truly humiliating to be employed to run it.

The account?

I mean, think for a second: would you ever put on your resumé that you ran an account on Twitter called “Biden’s Wins?” That would be almost as bad as admitting to the world that your colleagues refer to you as “Biden’s brain” or even “chief economic advisor to the president.”

Truly humiliating. You try coming up with things to brag about for Joe Biden.

• No “accidents” today
• Shook hands with only 1 ghost
• Bike stayed upright
• Oxford English Dictionary included “trunalimunumaprzure” in its neologism section
• no nuclear war…yet

Consider this brilliant tweet from yesterday:

Social Security benefits have increased by 8.7%; the largest increase since 1981.

That's a Biden Win!

— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) October 13, 2022

Dude, that is not a win. It is called an inflation adjustment. It went up so much because the economy is being crushed under the weight of Bidenflation.

Geez.

And imagine having to spin Joe Biden’s fatherhood credentials like this:

Father of the year award deserving. pic.twitter.com/DEFEABKvCL

— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) October 11, 2022

Someday you too might be as successful a father figure as Joe Biden, whose crack addled felon son scammed the American people and the world through influence peddling while giving 10% to the “Big guy.” We can all appreciate Biden’s love for his child, but for God’s sake Ol’ Joe actually sent Hunter money for hookers and blow. Literally.

Worse still, the poor intern running this site (I assume it is some poor schmuck getting paid to do this) has been handed the task of convincing us that Joe Biden is actually amazingly popular.

Raise your hand if you’re thrilled President Biden’s approval rating continues to soar ✋

— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) October 10, 2022

Raise your hand if you’re one of the 81 million people who voted for Joe Biden ✋

— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) October 13, 2022

Now I have to admit that there are quite a few humiliating jobs in politics. Some high paid, such as being White House Press Secretary under Joe Biden; some anonymous and low paid like being the kid who runs after candidates wearing chicken costumes when they refuse to debate their opponents.

The former, though, buys you entry into the coveted job of being a millionaire commentator on CNN or MSNBC, while the latter might lead to some future less sweaty gig.

But running a Twitter feed touting Biden? I don’t know what that buys you. I hope it is something really good like a steak at the Capitol Grill.