A late evening palate cleanser, in case you missed it elsewhere today. How often do I tell you that a clip is magical? Not often, right?

Magical.

Even more magical, I’d say, than the time Ted Kennedy made the same mistake.

choking on my own tongue. pic.twitter.com/9VtRysTXEL

— the goat of all time (@bobby) August 13, 2018

To anticipate the question you’re about to ask, no, this guy hasn’t been fired from his job or gotten any death threats (I think/hope). He took to Twitter afterward to explain the snafu and to stress that he’s a progressive in good standing, a “liberal Globalist Cuck” who would have voted for Obama a third time if he could have. Cancel the virtual lynch mob. He’s getting a full thoughtcrime pardon.