Via the Blaze, I’m tempted to call this a palate cleanser but I think learning that Jarrett has a sense of humor about her enormous influence over Obama and the federal government actually comes closer to being news.

Frankly, I’m surprised this was on her desk instead of Obama’s.

For just $18.47, you too can wink at your own power. Meanwhile, never forget: Everything, and I mean everything, is a messaging opportunity.

Don't worry friends, it was a gag gift. Us strong women don't need worship — just an economy for the 21st century. #WomenSucceed

— Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) July 1, 2014

Translation:

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— Benny (@bennyjohnson) July 1, 2014

Exit question: She’s going to end up replacing Mark Kirk in the Senate eventually, isn’t she?